Billy Potter, Harry's Son Options

[moonshadow]

Billy Potter, harry potters son, walked down the hall at howgwarts. He was a very smart boy. He liked magic. Magic was a good thing to him. However, he didnt have magic. He wasn't even a squib. He was a muggle. Let me backtrack a little.

1 year ago.

When Harry learned that his son didnt have magic he didnt care. He went to dumbledore, who was still alive, even though many poeple thought he was dead. And dumbledore let Billy in because dumledore liked Harry and his son.

This post has been edited by moonshadow: Mar 31 2007, 03:04 PM

[riddlemethis326]

*Tear* Wow, that was the most amazing thing I have ever read. Please continue... by the way, your brother is amazing.

This post has been edited by riddlemethis326: Mar 31 2007, 05:11 PM

[Hermione@13]

Yes, yes, do continue dear moonshadow's brother-AHEM- I mean moonshadow. Your writing is making me cry with all the details and such!

[moonshadow]

Anyways, Billy didnt have any friends or any magic. That is until a silly little girl named Dianar came along. She was really niave and boy crazy. Billy just had to look at her and she fell for him. However, her fickle self soon fell for the next boy that she saw. Billy's heart was broken because his short 32 second love had left him for the hufflepuff keeper. So, then Billy went to the quidditch captain of Gryffindor.

"Hey," Billy said.
"Hey" the Captain said.
"Let me be seeker," Billy said.
"No, you stink, and you dont even have magic," The Captain replied.
"But I'm Harry Potter's son!" Billy cried in disbelief.
"Oh yes, I almost forgot," the Captain remembered, "Okay, you win. You're the new Gryffindor seeker!"
"Yippee!" Billy cried as he ran down the hall.

-The Next Day-

Billy went to quidditch practice. He flew around. Suddenly he felt his broom being bucked around underneath him. Hagrolf, the son of Hagrid, was in the stands.

"What the devil!" Hagrolf cried as he saw Billy fly off his broom, "NO!" He ran to catch him, but he was too late. Billy hit the ground with a sickening crunch, "Billy! Why!" he yelled in his half-giant voice. A single half-giant tear rolled down his scraggily face. Everyone in the stands was touched.

"If this giant can feel emotion toward this simple muggle, why can't we all be friends with muggles?" A fellow Ravenclaw asked. Everyone in the stands linked arms and began to cry. Their tears fell to the middle of the Quidditch pitch and landed on Billy's face. Then, something truly magical happened. Billy came back to life.

"Billy!" Hagrolf cried in relief.
"Hagrolf!" Billy cried back. However, their touching reunion would not last long. At that exact moment an army of muggle tanks rolled through the forbidden forest.
"Son of a -" A wizard's words were cut short because of a bullet that came staight through his heart.
"No!" a fellow wizard cried. He pulled his wand out. However, this plain stick stood no chance against the guns that the muggles carried. Before long, dead wizards littered the ground.

Little did anyonw realize, but Voldemort was in the Quidditch stands at that exact moment. He saw the massacre and took his opportunty to attack Billy Potter. You see, Voldemort never died. Harry got to lazy to fulfill the prophecy and Voldemort just kept doing what came naturaly.

So, back to the story. Voldemort stepped out of his disguise as a bush and pulled out his wand. He pointed it straight at Billy right as a jeep clipped him. He fell over and hit his head on a rock. He was knocked unconscious.

Billy turned to face the oncoming army. He pulled out his wand and then he got his magic. Some kids develop their skill for magic while young, and he was just a late bloomer. He cast a spell, "Winniamronaroooominatutu!" And the muggle army was thrown into the sea.

[Death of All]

that's pretty sweet moonshadow. i'm touched. the whole billy/hagrolf thing was...ya. Yay Billy!

This post has been edited by Death of All: Apr 12 2007, 09:34 PM

[riddlemethis326]

This is THE most amazing thing I've ever read and I'm not even kidding. Wow! Please write more, because this is the best thing I've ever read and it's making me extremly happy right now. You know, moonshadow... this is an awful lot like the Pokemon movie...

This post has been edited by riddlemethis326: Apr 13 2007, 10:32 PM

[moonshadow]

-Two Days Later-

Deep in the Forbidden Forest a magical man crouched over a pool of unicorn blood. It was that old trickster Voldemort. (*gasp*). Voldemort was not drinking the unicorn blood. He was scooping it up into a small hipflask on his small fragile waist.

"Dang." Voldemort said to himself, "Those muggle tanks sure take it out of you. And now that dang Potter boy has magic. What'll I do?" Then he remembered why he was there. He was getting unicorn blood to sneak to Billy. When Billy drank it, he would become very unlucky.

Voldemorts right hand man, or woman in this case, Ixel, was sitting around being a dark strange person as usual.
"Whats a matter with you, you freak?" Voldemort asked exasperatidly.
"Nothing," Ixel answered, "I just don't know very much."
"ok," Voldemort wasn't concerned with this little girls problems.

So, Voldemort picked up the Unicorn blood and headed up to Hogwarts. He neared the front gate when all of the sudden. There was Dumbledore! Hooray!
Voldemort cursed himself for being such a dunce. "Why did I have to come up here when Dumbledore was here?" He cursed himself quietly

"Hey Proffesor," Voldemort said.
"Tom, what are you doing out of bed?" Dumbeldore asked crazily.
"Well, I'm a mass murderer now. I dont go to school anymore,"
"Tom, Tom, Tom." Dumbledore sighed, "Did i ask for an excuse? Why do you have to give me this grief? Just go to bed and shut up."
"Ok" Voldemort went on up to the Gryffindor dormitory.

You see, Dumbledore's fall from the tower after Snape supposedly killed him had left him completely crazy. Actually, he always was crazy, but what can you do.

Anyway. Voldemort went up to the party happening in Gryffindor common room. There were a lot of wizards around. Voldemort deduced that it would be best to just spike the punch and not try to get the unicorn blood into Billy's individual glass. He spiked the punch and turned to leave, but a stunningly weird 2nd year caught his eye.

Dianar.

Voldemort felt butterflys in his stomach as he saw her.
"Hey there sweety old man," Dianar said.
"Whoa!" Voldemort cried in disbelief, "I like you!"
"Ya," Dianar said. She was a bit slow.
"Wanna go over to the snack table for a crumpet?" Voldemort asked. He resolved that after the two of them were married he would reject his old ways and join the Wizard Alliance of England, an orginaztion that was formed to hunt down Voldemort, or himself.
"One sec," Dianar said. She went over to the punch bowl and brought a glass to her lips.
"Nooooo!" Voldemort cried, "Dianar!" It was too late. Dianar swollowed to unicorn blood spiked punch and let out a gasp. She fell to the floor.
Voldemort grabbed her before she hit and he held her in his arms.
"I love you, Dianar," He confessed.
"I love you to Voldemort," Dianar replied, half dead, "Promise me, *cough* cough*"
"Yes?"
"I, I, I lo- love you Voldemort but she died before the final words of her sentance were finished.
"Curse you Billy Potter!" Voldemort cried as he threw back his head in anguish, "AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!"
"What's all the hallabaloo?" Billy asked.
"You turned her against me!" Voldemort cried.
"You have done that yourself," Billy replied.
"You will not take her from me!" Voldemort yelled once again.
"You were to power hungry and mad to see that you were going to kill her. Now you must pay the consequences." Billy said poeticly.
"No, you will pay!" Voldemort cried. He lunged for Billy, wand outstreached.

There was a flash of light. Glass shattered and there was someone standing in the window. It was Harry Potter.

Bom Bom Bom.....

[riddlemethis326]

Words cannot accuratly describe all the crazed emotions running through me. You just made my week. I'm going to print this out and put it on my wall. I'm going to have to get you to sign it because I love it so much.

[Death of All]

hahahahahaha! that's sooo hilarious. i love this thingy. please write more! I like Ixel's name. very original. same with Dianar. cough cough. well ya. ur awesome.

This post has been edited by Death of All: Apr 17 2007, 05:42 PM

[moonshadow]

Harry jumped from his broom and tackled Voldemort.
The wand flew from Voldemort's hand and fell on the floor. The common room went wild. !st years were trampled underfoot. They cried and screamed as 5th years pushed them out of the way to get to the exit. One poor first year by the name of Gilly McMagsby even got pushed into the fire. It would later be mended by Madam Pomfrey. (the fireplace that is)
"Rats" Voldemort said to himself as he tried to find his wand. He found it smashed under a particularly fat 1st year who had fallen over in an attempt to pick up a crumpet dropped by a 3rd year.
Voldemort saw a students wand on the floor and reached for it. He grabbed it and was about to raise it to curse Billy Potter, but a foot came down on his hand. It was Harry Potter's foot.
"sorry," chuckled Harry.
"Thats okay," replied Voldemort. He used a spell anyway. You don't need to raise your want to cast spells. Any self repsecting wizard knows that.

Harry was thrown from the common room. He managed to grab onto the windowsill. He struggled to get up, but his energy was gone. Voldemort walked over to the window and leaned out to look into Harry's eyes.

"Help me Voldemort!" Harry cried
"Ok," Voldemort said sneekily. He grabbed Harry's hands and dug his nails into them.
"Raaaaar!" Harry let out a scream.
"Long live the wizard," Voldemort said slowly and evily. He threw Harry from the ledge.
"Noooooooo!" Billy cried.
"Kill him." Voldemort commanded Ixel. She had meandered on into the common room looking around like a hufflepuff 1st year.
"Ok, your the boss," Ixel replied.

Billy ran faster than he had ever run before. He ran to the window. He was trapped.
Ixel closed in slowly, like a snapping turtle, chuckling.
Billy jumped from the window, "accio firebolt 3000!" he cried. He prayed that the spell worked. He approached the ground below crying. Then his firebolt came out of nowhere.

Billy landed on it and wished that he was not a boy. At the speed he hit the broom he would not be having any children any time soon. Another tear rolled down as his cheeck and he let out a whimper.

He got of the broom and landed on the grass.
"Hooray!" a group of people yelled at him as he landed. It was the Gryffindors. They loved him. The ran over to him.

Hagrolf was with them, "You did it Billy! You really did it!"
"Thanks Hagrolf!" Billy replied, "Choclate frogs for everybody! I'm super rich!"
"Hooray!" the crowd let out another cheer.

Billy got on the train to go home, "Well Hagrolf, I am going to miss you this summer," Billy told him.
"And I'll miss you," Hagrolf confided in him. A tear rolled down his cheeck.
"I'll see you next year," Billy said. He turned away so that he wouldn't cry in front of this half-giant.

The train blew up.

Everyone went to the hospital wing and the term at hogwarts was extended for the rest of the summer. Yippee!

This post has been edited by moonshadow: Apr 17 2007, 09:37 PM

[Death of All]

that's pure greatness moonshadow.

[riddlemethis326]

Wow... moonshadow this is pure genius. I've never been so entertained in my entire life. Please, more more more! By the way... Ixel is the best. She's amazing. But what about Adnama and Leahcim? You left those two key characters out!