| Brent: In England, when they’re talking
about football, they’re really talking about soccer. These
guys wont even know what we’re talking about.
Candice: Oh, you’re right, let’s take it easy
on them.
Brent: Yes, of course.
Candice: Emma, Rupert are you there?
Rupert: Hi Brent
Emma: Hi Candice.
Candice: Are you two big football fans?
Emma: Yeah, we love it!
Rupert: Oh, yeah.
Brent: All right, let’s start with the basics. How
many goals will Carolina score tonight?
Emma: Goals? Don’t you mean touchdowns?
Brent: (laughs) Yeah, touchdowns, right.
Emma: Well, it’s tough to say. Both teams are decisive
powerhouses. So I think it’s imperative that there are
no mistakes on either side.
Brent: Lucky guess. She’s got that “British Accent”,
so she thinks she knows what she’s talking about. Okay
watch this . . . Hey, Rupert! Tell me, could the Patriot offense
get anything done against the disguised blitz scheme to the
Panthers?
Rupert: Good question, Brent. I feel like if the running
backs could pick up the blitz, and the linemen stay in their
lanes, they may make their blocks, yeah, simple stuff, really.
Brent: Yeah, okay, Candice a little help here?
Candice: So, what role do you think slime will play in the
game?
Rupert: Slime?
Emma: (laughs) I don’t understand.
Candice: Yeah, it’s a fundamental part of football.
Emma: I have to say I don’t think it will be a factor
at all.
Candice: Oh, really? (Pushes button on remote control)
(Emma screams and jumps as slime lands on both of them. Rupert
stands there like ‘it figures’, and then begins
to laugh. Emma jumps up and down)
Candice: See you later!
Brent: See, now, football is totally different over there. |
